Floppy Flamingo Crochet Amigurumi Saggy Boob Bird Plushie

$45.00

Shipping to United States: Free


This is Saggy Boob Frog's bff, Floppy Flamingo. She really just dgaf what you think, and she'll judge you all day for your shitty life choices.

Measures approximately 5 inches tall not including the legs, or 10 inches with them. Hat is not sewn to the head, so it can come off easily. Cigarette optional but hilarious.

Free first class shipping within US. International shipping available but not for free (sorry!).

The flamingo pattern is from Crochet by Kelsie, but I added the boobs, hat and cig. Those are NOT included in her pattern.

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    Reviews (3)

    Average:

    Perfect in every way


    My wife LOVED it! Added it to her collection immediately!


    Okay, tbh I haven't seen it in person as I sent it as a gift. HOWEVER the flamingo was a commission piece for my gammie, who loves flamingos and had a cigarette room (filled with flamingos) added onto her home. I couldn't have even thought up a better piece and am so amazed by this art. Thank you for making this gift.


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